"I’m afraid you have stage 9 animes."
"Doctor, what’s going to happen to me?"
*Doctor turns away from the patient and speaks in a grim tone.*
"Your desu has advanced too far, you have less than a week to live."
purge anyone who refuses to watch naruto
*sweats nervously* i can change i swear it
"I’m in love with a boy who is in love with me, but isn’t good enough for me according to my friends."
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
One time I was at the grocery store with my mom when an older man starts staring at my ass and the worst part was that he was standing next to his wife and kids so I start staring at his crotch and squinting really hard even tilted my head to the side a little and let me tell you I have never seen anyone look more embarrassed in my life and I have never felt more accomplished it was fantastic
where the heck did this “surprise, bitch” thing come from i swear it is so hard to understand what the heck is going on on this website
"She wants to love him, but she can’t.”
this was very indulgent
i’m really stressing for my ancient history exam tomorrow!!!!
Lookin at your inbox like
Things that commenters on my blog have actually claimed will happen if men stop accosting random women on the street with irrelevant and unasked-for comments about their appearance and/or what they’d like to do to them sexually:
1. Humans will stop meeting each other, talking to each other, dating, and having children. The species will stop perpetuating itself.
2. The cause of social justice will be irreparably stymied because isn’t the whole point of social justice to make people KINDER to each other?!
It’s the second one that particularly disgusts me. Don’t you dare pretend to give a measly fraction of a fuck about social justice just to try to make a point to someone who you know has dedicated their entire life to it, when your actual aim is to justify and excuse your own continued treatment of women like pretty little objects that exist at your whim and for your entertainment.
miri summed up the second one but in regards to the first one
apparently some people respect women so little that they don’t believe they can start a relationship by actually having a real conversation with them or *gasp* becoming friends with them and asking out whichever friend you are attracted to
because that never happens