Fuck, now electrical appliances are going to be sexist (when I worked in a theater, we called them male and female ends… woops). As are pen and caps, pencil sharpeners, thread/needles, toasters//bread, half the furniture you assemble has slots, holes, and pegs, FUCKING SHIT.
-the Polish one
you guys are reblogging an obviously fake article posted by literal nazis what the fuck is wrong with you
-the smh one
sjws are so fucking gullible thats why were all believing the 20,000th obviously fake post -mod squid totally beefed it
Google turns up just a few results for this supposed article. First result admits it’s a parody.
Hundreds of notes from fools outraged at a 100% fictional article. People who think social justice bloggers get wrongly offended over bullshit can’t be bothered to Google something before spreading it around angrily. Fuckin’ perfect
Like, call Tumblr users gullible all you want. But anti-SJ blogs fall for glaringly obvious parodies and hoaxes all the time
One note on this said something along the lines of “Oh Kotaku, Kotaku is like the Onion these days xD” Yeah, well the blogs that spread this shit around are a lot like Literally Unbelievable these days
masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies, expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person
why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists
because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists
the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession
REJECTION HAS NIGGAS IN THEIR FEELINGS!
What the fuck else were you supposed to say besides thanks lmao ol uncle Phil lookin ass nigga
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
theme parks. just. theme parks.
but u have to pay for theme parks
that’s the adult part
son of a bitch
ladies and gentlemen, behold
the St. Louis City Museum:
Playground for adults and children.
They even serve alcohol.
I know where we’re going guys
This is so much better than a ball pit.
The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.
this always gives me chills
People need to learn the difference between a trauma trigger and an emotional response to unpleasant stimuli. Both are triggers, but they are not the same.
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
The tumble icon is just the Facebook icon upside down
comics exaggerating and over sensitizing the “social justice warriors” on this website are inaccurate and unrealistic and the orca agrees